I think I would be so nervous about getting electrocuted in a place I didn't want to be electrocuted due to the cord (you want sparks, but not that kind), I wouldn't be able to relax enough to use it. They should have included a matching surge protector.

OK, so you gotta review that big rabbit vibrator thing. Is it really what they SAY it is?! I've always wondered that.

There is a sex toy shop two streets away from me – the Pink Banana. I love the name. Waiting for my daughter to ask what it is. It is right next t a Jiffy Lube. Kinda ironic. You know those guys love watching everyone go in. It is also about 2 minutes away from our school. I have a huge white van with very recognizable license plates. It would be hard to hide there. I went in once and my significant other bought a toy. I just about DIED when the lady put batteries in to show how it works. I was SO EMBARRASSED. And when I first walked in they start asking outloud, “Are you looking for internal or external stimulation”…. I could hardly breathe! Yup, I think ordering online is the way to go. So looking forward to your reviews.