Hey, Adam Levine by Tim Mahoney

Tim Mahoney on The Voice, Tim Mahoney performing on The Voice, Adam Levine called Tim Mahoney a chick, Hey Adam LevineLast year on the first season of The Voice, one of our very own local Minnesota boys got to sing in front of Christina, Ceelo, that country guy and Adam Levine. I don’t have time to watch these kinds of shows like a fan should. I don’t have time to watch three times a week or however many times it’s on but I made a point to watch this show because Tim Mahoney was going to sing for a national audience.

I’m Sure We’ve Met

Tim Mahoney is someone who has been a part of my second marriage for no other reason than we listed to Cities 97 whenever we were on the motorcycle. Tim was part of one of their samplers as well and that got a lot of play in my car. I’ve never met Tim but I have seen him play all over the Twin Cities so it feels like I know him. He was up and coming when I met Ex#2 so he will forever feel like part of that relationship.

Tons of Fans

Tim has a huge fan base in Minneapolis/St. Paul. His fans are devoted and he gets an awful lot of attention from local media. I am sure he hustles his ass off to get as much air play and time on the local Saturday morning news shows. I wish him nothing but the best and actually would love to pick his brain to figure out how he does it because damn if I’m just banging my head against a wall in these towns. So, I wasn’t surprised to see he got a shot on a national show and figured he would do very well.

He didn’t, at least not for his talent.

Cast of the Voice, Promo picture of the cast of the voice, Adam Levine, Ceelo Green, the country singer, Christina AAs you may know the hook of The Voice is that the “experts” can’t see who is singing so they choose to work with an artist based solely on their voice. It is only after they hit the button that they turn around and see who they have chosen.

Tim was chosen by Adam Levine, sight unseen, and when he turn around in his oversized chair he looked a little confused and explained his confusion by stating that he thought Tim was a chick.

Cuz Adam Levine has such a low voice and looks so manly (seriously, dude just because you wear all black and have a tattoo doesn’t make you look tough, in fact you are a mustache short of being a Village People).

It’s All Good

I stopped watching after that but learned later that Tim didn’t get much further than that episode, or maybe he did but he didn’t make it to the end. It was a bummer, the man has a ton of talent and can write a great song. I’m not surprised any of those people didn’t recognize his talent but truth be told I can’t imagine working with one of them without wanting to smack someone (Christina, Adam) so he probably did better for the exposure and confusion than if he had actually worked with them. All publicity is good publicity, right?

Best Served Cold

So, a year or so goes by and Tim gets the final word. Tim wrote a song called Hey, Adam Levine, he posted it on Youtube and it’s getting some attention. It didn’t hurt that he got a call into KS95 and got to plug it (how the hell do I do that?). They played a clip of it on the radio and I spewed Diet Coke through my nose as I listed to the lyrics. Of course my daughter was in the car so I had to explain what that was all about.

So now Tim Mahoney is in yet another phase of my life, the one explaining that ‘dick’ is another word for ‘penis’.

Thanks, Tim!

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What Is Ringworm?

what is ringworm, how can I get ringworm, how do I treat ringworm, is ringworm a worm, What is ringworm*? I’ll tell you what ringworm is. It’s the reason my kid has been home for the last four days and the reason your kid came home with a note only slightly less better than the lice note.

Thankfully we are not the lice family but ringworm is a very close second.

What is ringworm?

Until a week and a half ago I was merrily living my life never having Googled “What is ringworm” and “images of ringworm”. Life may not have been easy but it was less complicated before the dreaded ringworm made its way into my lexicon.

It all started a few weeks ago when I noticed a little red mark on my daughter’s wrist. She had a small, red circle on the top of her wrist and while she said it didn’t hurt, itch or otherwise bother her it tickled the back of my brain.

You know that feeling you get when you know something but can’t for the life of you remember what it is? I had that feeling about her rash but it wasn’t coming to me. I knew there was something familiar about the circular pattern on the top of her wrist but having had Lyme’s disease twice now and knowing full well that her rash was not the bullseye so common with Lyme’s disease I ignored that nagging part of my brain that said I should be paying attention.

One week later the ex and I took the daughter to the pool to try out for placement in swimming lessons. There, dressed in a Hello Kitty bathing suit that was a tad too small for her was not one circle rash but two. Now, the daughter was sporting one on her neck as well as her wrist, which was now much bigger.

The ex said it looked like ringworm to him. Me, knowing so much more than he could ever hope to know, blew off that crazy idea because our daughter does not have worms. Surely it must be something else. The ex husband, knowing it isn’t wise to argue with me, didn’t.

Does ring worm mean you have worms?

Yes, I thought having ringworm meant having worms. When we found our beloved Reuben I brought him to the vet to get de-wormed and was surprised when he pooped out spaghetti when I knew he hadn’t eaten any. I knew that our daughter did not have worms.

Until that nagging voice in my head kept itching at me. It was saying something like “you know, he has been right before” and “he isn’t always wrong” so I asked Google what the heck was on her wrist by searching for the term “what does ringworm look like”.

It’s not pretty.

After being diagnosed by Dr. Google I called the doctor to schedule an appointment. I didn’t think we really needed one, I knew what it was now, but I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to nab a prescription simply on Google’s say so. The doctor took one look at my daughter’s wrist and neck and prescribed me gobs of cream because apparently ringworm takes a long time to go the fuck away.

School and the note about ringworm

The St. Paul Public Schools don’t like ringworm (can you blame them) and they insists that the horrible skin affliction be covered – securely- at all times on school property. It is also their mission to make sure the afflicted child is reminded to wash their hands every five minutes. The child doesn’t need to get The Note that is passed out during class, the one meant to warn but that really scares the other parents that their children have been exposed to a dreaded disease and now it is too late to prevent the passing of said disease so really all that is left to do is panic and wash everything in the home that has every been touched – rash or not.

Yes, we are the family with the ringworm. I don’t know where it came from but I have been told to check the animals for it (none of them have any rash that I can see). She is not the only child in the school with ringworm, there is another one in a higher grade whom she does not know. How she got ringworm, I don’t know. All I know is, it’s not lice.

*The term ringworm or ringwormsrefers to fungal infections that are on the surface of the skin. The name is derived from the early belief that the infection was due to a worm, which it is not. Ringworm is a fungal infection in the skin. Nevertheless, the name ringworm remains. Some of these fungi produce round spots on the skin, but many do not. On the other hand, many round, red spots on the skin are not due to a fungal infection.  - Medicine.net

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How To Get Porked: Greek Style – Win $25 Costco Cash!

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But first, I have to share with you the amazing pork recipe my ex husband created for National Pork Month.

Let me back up a bit, my ex husband is brilliant in the kitchen. He can make the most delicious meals out of the most mundane ingredients. When my ex gets his hands on leftovers they become a thing of beauty and a treat to the pallet. Why he doesn’t have his own cooking show I will never know.

When I was asked to participate in this contest I was excited because even though I can’t cook meat AT ALL, I knew my ex could and would. He loves foods, and loves preparing it almost as much as he loves eating it. I might not be able to convince him to install the porch light (like he said he would three years ago) but I knew I could get him to do some cooking without twisting his arm.

We started with the meat. I chose a beautiful pork tenderloin from Costco with the help of one of the butchers there. Claude, the butcher, was able to locate two unseasoned pork tenderloins in the back. They always keep the good stuff in the back so if you don’t see what you want when you go to the meat counter at Costco be sure to ask their helpful butchers. They will find just what you need. Claude was so helpful he even let me go on my way shopping and then located me with the meat. Great service is still out there, which is why I love Costco. I managed to pick up two beautiful pork tenderloins for $19.00, I was very pleased.

Since we only needed one of the tenderloins (they were both huge) I froze the other one right away.

My ex had decided on a Greek influenced recipe and sent me on a mission to find the necessary ingredients. Minnesota doesn’t have huge population of Greek people and there aren’t many Greek restaurants in my area. I suppose I could have traveled all the way to Minneapolis but that would mean I’d have to leave St. Paul and as you know, I’d rather not. I did find some tzaztiki sauce and some spicy feta sauce at Dino’s as well as some awesome salad dressing so I grabbed those and headed on home.

The recipe is really easy but has to be done in a couple of steps so the meat can marinate and soak up all the wonderful flavors.

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First the meat was butterflied and placed in a pan. We used a glass pan but it doesn’t really matter. You will want to either line the pan (which we didn’t) or use a non stick pan because the pan will get pretty messy.

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For the marinade:

Zest and juice of two lemons

5 cloves of garlic pasted in salt (basically this means you sprinkle about a tsp of kosher salt on to the garlic and mash with a spoon until it turns into a paste)

1/2 cup olive oil

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Mix it all together and then drizzle over both sides of the meat. Really work the garlic mixture into the meat. After you’ve gotten the meat good and wet cover it with plastic wrap and place in the fridge to soak up all the garlic goodness.

While the meat is marinating you can prepare the stuffing for the pork.

 

Pork Stuffing:

one bag pre washed and cut spinach (9 oz)

one clove garlic, minced

Lemon juice from one lemon (no zest)

1 tablespoon olive oil

salt and pepper to taste

Spicy Feta Sauce from Greek restaurant

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Saute the spinach, in the olive oil, lemon juice and salt an pepper until it is wilted and looks like something the cat threw up, drain. Cover and refrigerate until the next stage.

We let the pork marinate for overnight but it doesn’t have to be that long. The longer it marinates the more flavor it will have.

Prepare the meat

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Spread the spicy feta sauce on the meat and then layer with spinach stuffing. Roll the meat up like a jelly roll, securing with butcher’s string.

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Sear  the meat in olive oil until there is a nice brown crust around the tenderloin. Place the meat in the pan and cook in a 350 degree oven for about 45 minutes or until the pork reaches an internal temperature of at least 145 degree. (Did you know the meat council recently lowered the temp that pork needs to be cooked to? It used to be 160 but now it can be as low as 145 degree which makes for a much more moist and juicy piece of meat. And everyone likes their meat moist and juicy, right?

I know I do.

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When the meat has reached the desired temperature remove from the oven and rest for at least five minutes. Cover with foil if you like but it isn’t necessary, the meat will actually continue cooking so the foil isn’t necessary.

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The ex topped the meat with tzatziki sauce and served with flatbread. A rice pilaf and a simple greek salad including kalamata olives (next time get the ones without the pits so we aren’t both picking crap out of our mouth while at the dinner table), tomatoes, English cucumber and feta cheese, made the meal complete.

The meal was amazing. The pork was juicy, the lemon and garlic flavors came through without overpowering the meat. This is my new all time favorite pork recipe and I am sure I can convince my ex to prepare it again.

The ex said the next time he prepares this meal he will pound out the tenderloin. More to make the meat thinner and easier to roll than to tenderize it. The meat didn’t need tenderizing.

Tell me what your favorite pork recipe is for a chance to win $25 Costo cash!

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I want to give a huge thank you to my ex husband for doing all the work. There is no way I could have made this meal and not had it go seriously wrong. The whole process was a lot of fun and even though the daughter didn’t care much for it we still had a great time making this dish. Thanks Sweetie, you’re the best!

Full disclosure, I am working with Costco, the National Pork Board and TheMotherhood and have received a stipend for this post, though all thoughts and opinions are my own.

 

 

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