Which one is it? Is Gadhafi dead or is Khaddafy dead. Was Qaddafi caught alive or is he really dead? Sure, there is a gruesome picture of Gadhafi, Khaddafy or possibly Qaddafi lying in a pool of blood with what looks like clown make-up on floating around, but do we know who it really it is?
Is Gaddafi dead? Hard to know. I’d be inclined to believe any of these news sources except they can’t even agree on how to spell his name. It’s no surprise they can’t figure out if he is dead or not, they aren’t necessarily talking about the same guy.
CNN went with Gadhafi
Fox News used Qaddafi (he’s really most sincerely dead)
MSNBC hedged their bets and used both Gadhafi (screw the apostrophe) and Khaddafy.
Why not, they’re probably right.
Why don’t we know how to spell his name? We’ve known all about the Libyan ruler, Moammar Gadhafi (I pulled it out of a hat, it could have been any of the different spellings) for decades, why couldn’t someone pin him down about the way he spells his name? Seriously, we can put a man on the moon but we can’t figure out how to spell his name? Same goes for Bin Laden, though there don’t seem to be nearly as many variations of his name floating around.
According to The Straight Dope, the US Library of Congress has 32 spelling variations for the the guy who might be dead, or not.
(1) Muammar Qaddafi, (2) Mo’ammar Gadhafi, (3) Muammar Kaddafi, (4) Muammar Qadhafi, (5) Moammar El Kadhafi, (6) Muammar Gadafi, (7) Mu’ammar al-Qadafi, (8) Moamer El Kazzafi, (9) Moamar al-Gaddafi, (10) Mu’ammar Al Qathafi, (11) Muammar Al Qathafi, (12) Mo’ammar el-Gadhafi, (13) Moamar El Kadhafi, (14) Muammar al-Qadhafi, (15) Mu’ammar al-Qadhdhafi, (16) Mu’ammar Qadafi, (17) Moamar Gaddafi, (18) Mu’ammar Qadhdhafi, (19) Muammar Khaddafi, (20) Muammar al-Khaddafi, (21) Mu’amar al-Kadafi, (22) Muammar Ghaddafy, (23) Muammar Ghadafi, (24) Muammar Ghaddafi, (25) Muamar Kaddafi, (26) Muammar Quathafi, (27) Muammar Gheddafi, (28) Muamar Al-Kaddafi, (29) Moammar Khadafy, (30) Moammar Qudhafi, (31) Mu’ammar al-Qaddafi, (32) Mulazim Awwal Mu’ammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Qadhafi
We may not know how to spell his name but we do know that Qadhaffi, Kadaffy, Gadafi….whatever, was indeed a cross dresser (yes, Kelly, it’s true). At least according to this reputable source.
Man, there are some fucked up people in this world ( for the record and before everyone jumps on me, I could care less about the cross dressing, whatever floats your boat, I was referring to all the other crazy ass things this guy did over the years, as well as all the other megalomaniacs out there). Or, were, not really sure yet.
By the way, who let this happen? And why is he smiling?
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