Dead Things

Ah, look at those lovely presents!

She must love you very much.

Holy crap. Y'all gotta click to biggify that. The thing on the top has its legs all up in the air and his mouth wide open suitable for any dramatic death scene.

I'm sorry, but at least she brings 'em to you dead. I had a cat kill a bunny and bring it into the house, still screaming. It didn't make it. Judging from my latest post, I'm sure you can guess who did the killing.

I thought they were moles too. They're actually kind of cute if you pretend they are just sleeping. My cat brought me the tail of a squirrel once, with the fleshy bloody strip of rump still attached. *gag* Thankfully my Chihuahuas don't feel the need to gift me with dead animals!

I've just updated the post with more dead things and eyeballs.

If that's love, I wish the cat would hate me.

Holy cow. I'd agree that is a bunny and a bird. Wooooow. Your dog is vicious with his “friends”. And Stanley looks like such a sweet dog. He probably doesn't understand why his toys keep falling apart.

Awesome.

It's good to know you follow through….I think.

The Farm cats often bring the publicist presents. She has gotten dead gophers, mice, snakes and skinks. Birds are rare but due show up now and then.

She is sad when it happens but cats will be cats.

The male person jumps with glee when they kill a gopher.

It is obvious how much your cat loves you.
Now MY cat likes to urinate on my leg…my Bride says this is a sign of love as well, she is 'claiming' me. Cats have odd ways of showing affection…I think that old song…
“That's a strange way to tell me you love me…” was written for cats.

OMG. I am totally grossed out!

I CANNOT look! I just can't. You know she's bringing you gifts, right? Tell her flowers and chocolate work better.

Oh just wait till you see my next post… NONE of you will ever talk to me again…

P.S. You MADE my day by posting this!

That's really kinda sad, but I'm glad I made your day. I'm also kinda creeped out by that.

I thought you would.

I throw them in the trash with the dog poo. What else can I do with them?

Im already scared!

I will NOT biggify those photos. I had to clear the worst mess ever up from the cat room one morning. I even found a chunk of flesh in my laundry later on!

The saddest (funniest) thing we ever found at our back door was a nose with teeth still attached. Nothing else, just a tiny pink nose with two front teeth.

I think I love your cat!! I totally love poking dead things with a stick. We'd get along great!!! lmao. This post just cracks me up. I cant believe there's a decapitated dead bunny rabbit in your back yard.

Although now that I think of it….it had better be a dead bunny, 'cause if it was decaptitated and alive it'd be a zombie bunny. Gasp!!

Flesh in the laundry would make me lose it. Who did the nose and teeth belong to? The worst thing she has done is leave the eyeballs, licked clean, on the back welcome mat. I thought the kids had left there marbles there and was ready to yell at them for leaving a hazardous toy around for someone to trip on, then I took a closer look and called my brother to come over and clean them up. He didn't, said I could do it myself.

I'm not altogether sure if your cat loves you or is threatening you… *smile

That's why my critters are inside critters. They may occasionally kill a Q-Tip but at least those are “guts” I can vacuum up.

My cat, may he rest in pieces – he was cremated – used to leave presents all the time. Once left a huge rat in my son's room when he was still cribbing it. Once brought a live baby squirrel into the house, also left it in my son's room. We attempted to chase down the squirrel, couldn't because it was too damn fast. Finally, I constructed a makeshift ramp up to an open window. The squirrel got the hint and raced up the ramp and out the window. My cat was pissed but not half as pissed as I was.

Un…..believable! There is something totally awesome about you showing us the dead things your cat brings back. I don't know why. I think it's because it's the first time I've actually seen someone do that.

Um, would it be the one with the bag over it's head I mean body? I LOVE that pic, by the way. With Nicky's comment about it being a cat in a bag's body (or was it vice versa?) Anyway…hysterical.

Yup, kitty brought you moles. The second one looks like rabbit fur. The joys of summer!

This is certainly original content.

Aww man. That first picture is a bunny. I did enlarge it not once, but twice. I had to use the magnifying glass. I think the ear is above the decapitated head. Why would this bunny seem less gruesome if its eyes were closed? Excuse me, if its EYE (singular since it was in profile) was closed.

Now your cat could become a ninja assassin killing moles and squirrels all day long and I would love her/him for it. But he/she hast to draw the line at bunnies.

Come on, they're *bunnies.* I also thought bunnies were fast. Guess not.

As long as she doesn't bring me a puppy or something larger than her, I'm okay with it. Especially the squirrels and rabbits, there are just way too many of them.

That would have freaked me out. I'd read all the stories about cats and babies and if a cat had brought a dead or live squirrel into my son's room I would have had to move, leaving the cat behind.

Ewww!

It's just how we roll.

Barf.

The first picture is a mole and the 2nd is a gopher, I don't know what the 3rd picture is. My cat also eats these critters. We live by a big field with moles, and gophers. She eats the entire gophers but always leaves the head and stomach (I don't know why) The moles she uses as toys and usually lets them go in the house to play “Cat And Mouse” with later. I hate that she kills these critters and save as many as I can she brings me not already dead, but realize it a cats life here where I live by the large field of rodents.