Comments on: Everybody Pees

By: StaceFielding

StaceFielding — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:49:34 +0000

Just found this – I kno exactly what u mean! When I was like 12 or 13 my pathetic brother used to listen to me in the bathroom. So I started peeing “off center” so he couldn't hear – then I couldn't hear either! So I didn't know when l'd finished. Was worried that I'd go to wipe and find I was still tiddling or dripping down there. SO thank heavens for my mate, who said “just take a radio in there with u!” hey presto – turn it on just loud enough so my bro couldn't hear, just soft enough so I could still hear my pee! Of course another solution would have been to strangle my brother, but that would have meant questions…

By: Alison

Alison — Wed, 05 May 2010 16:29:37 +0000

We do let it mellow if it's yellow at my house.

I'm going to join in this Thursday if you are going to be tinkling again!

By: redheadranting

redheadranting — Wed, 05 May 2010 03:15:42 +0000

You should have, it was a lot of fun. Don't worry we will do it again
because Everybody Pees!

By: buggys

buggys — Wed, 05 May 2010 03:13:27 +0000

I'm devastated that I missed Tinkle Thursday! Tinkling fills a majority of my days and nights so really I should be Queen of this fair.

By: babs (beetle)

babs (beetle) — Tue, 04 May 2010 16:24:06 +0000

That's it! I'm going to drink a bucket of water now!

By: mikewjattoomanymornings

mikewjattoomanymornings — Tue, 04 May 2010 10:54:00 +0000

I think you put the Pee Post in your yard or your living room and then your pets and kids and drunken uncles use it to pee on, like a fire hydrant if you had a fire hydrant in your living room, which most people don't because it would be inconvenient.

By: mikewjattoomanymornings

mikewjattoomanymornings — Tue, 04 May 2010 10:52:16 +0000

Nothing. You're a lucky woman to not have to pee at night. Or during the day, which is really unusual. I wonder if you're dehydrated and about to go into kidney failure or something? No, probably not. Don't worry about it all. Just enjoy the not peeing, and don't even think about having desert-dry innards that will put you into an early grave.

Cheers!

By: mikewjattoomanymornings

mikewjattoomanymornings — Tue, 04 May 2010 10:49:21 +0000

I pee like two or three times a night now. I hate it. Sometimes, I think to myself, “I'm just going to wet the bed and stay asleep.” But I don't. When I start doing that, I suppose that'll be my signal that I'm about to die and go to heaven, where you can drink all the beer you want and yet never have to pee. I can't wait.

By: Ian

Ian — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:03:49 +0000

Wife does that too. Doesn't flush not to wake anyone. Then she does it all the time. I gotta train her or something!

By: meleahrebeccah

meleahrebeccah — Mon, 03 May 2010 05:49:58 +0000

I try my best to 'hold it in' too when I am sleeping in the morning. However, my bladder wins EVERY time!