I Won The Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!

Those lousy fuckers can't even properly string a sentence together. Not that I always do, but JC if they're trying to scam us they need to take a class or something.

So anyway… if you really are a Ms. Moneybags now, I think I might accept the iPad and $500 Home Depot gift card that's just sitting in my shit box, waiting for me to claim them.

I've been getting special e-mails lately from Mr. Bill Gates himself. Imagine! Oh, and more than one member of the royal family of Uganda is desperately seeking space in my empty little bank account to unload a giant bag of gold coins. Both of us have the luck 'o the Irish. Let's run away together.

Whoa ! I am go going to draw a salary for being class-clown at tribal blogs.
But I know I haven't been around – family issues.

Fifty Cassavas a comment should be reasonable.

Oops – this comment already puts you in a debt of fifty cassavas !

Don't forget to send that email off to them! I think all they will need is your bank account number so they can make the deposit!

I thought you seemed different lately. Please try to remember us little people when you're dining on black sea bass in Portofino, okay?

Can the two of you please bring me on this vacation you speak of? I have yet to become a millionaire – but since ya'll are rich now – you two can afford a mooch like me – yes?

It's very fortunate that you have this extra money. I have a great “wetland resort” property in South Florida for you to buy, and if that's not to your liking, know a shiny bridge in Brooklyn that is for sale. LOL

don't forget the little people—-

winner winner chicken dinner! you must be SO thrilled.

Aw man! I've been deleting these darn emails, thinking that they were spam. So obviously they have given you the million dollars instead. Excuse me while I try to undelete….

You have to do it, Jen. That sentence “You are to send a confirmation email immediately to claimsdept67676@hotmail.com” is just dripping with authority. If you don't do it, who knows what may happen! Or not happen! Just do it! Time is running out!

Hooray! Do not forget to send them your SS# and bank account number and routing number so they can be sure to properly forward the monies to your account.

Oh, sure. I plan to be so rich that I will be inviting ALL of my blogger friends!

That sooooo rocks for you. With all that money would you like to buy some of my ocean front property in Arizona?

What are you gonna buy with all that money, Jen? That's pretty exciting. I won a couple of things like that but I think I just frittered away all my winnings. You know how I am.

congrats!

Wow — awesome!

I apparently have a long lost uncle in South Africa who left me a diamond mine, all I have to do is pass on a small administration fee for the processing of my fortune, and then wait for the trucks of money to pull up to my front door. Woo hoo!!!!

I know, I get so many of these but usually I have won Rupees or some other
form of money I haven't heard of yet. I am surprised to see them use the
name Publishers Clearing House, since that is such a well known sweepstakes
and easily checked out.

That is eerie, it must be for real then.

They send them to EVERYONE? I thought they chose me, that I was special,
that I had won even if I hadn't entered.

Damn.

That would be lovely. Those Nigerian princes are all so generous.

I will of course remember the little people. I can't wait for the wire transfer because that black sea bass sounds wonderful, much better than the shells and cheese Velveeta we had tonight.

I've been looking at your comment for about ten minutes now and for the life of me I can't figure out what is wrong. What is wrong with the conversion? You could email it to me so I don't look so stupid, or leave it here, that's okay too. Is it the zeroes?

I'm really considering buying some beach front in the gulf of Mexico, I hear that is prime real estate right now.

Daisy I am already on that. I have made copies and sent the originals to them. I am sure they will be wiring the monies into my account any day now.

It's already done. I am spending my winnings already because I know they are legit and by the time the checks clear their check should have arrived. I'm sure the bank will treat me differently now too since I am a millionaire.

Sorry Janiss, you have to stay on top of these things. I think they try to make it look like spam so the winners throw them away and then they don't have to pay out.

KFC for everyone! Of course that will cost more than a million dollars.

Will you send me some info about these two wonderful investments? They sound really too good to pass up.

It's not fun unless you can spend it all in one place. Actually that doesn't sound fun because then when you get to another store you can't spend anymore. Sound advice.

I think I should send my routing number too, just to be safe. I'd hate for there to be a mix up.

Jaffer as soon as they wire the winnings to me I will be happy to pay you for all you do. You certainly deserve it.

Sorry about the family issues, I hope every thing is okay.

I am so sorry that you even wasted a second on that. I was being a total smart ass because I thought they were being stupid by spelling out exactly in numbers how much the words one million dollars translates to, as if we didn't know.

Burning money is good fun. Burning Man is even better.

Is that like the movie? Do they serve wine?

I saw saw the movie with Nicolas Cage, every movie he makes is just steeped
in authenticity and truth. I don't need to look on the web.

You're so silly. But in all honesty I did get a windfall, seems a poor widow in Nigeria, needed my help to get her 67 million that was stuck in some bank and the government wouldn't allow her to touch it, so I helped her by using my bank account and she is giving me a third of the money. I am so psyched, I peed myself when I got the confirmation letter yesterday and the poor thing needed two grand to help her get out of that bad country, so it was the least I could do. So by next Monday, watch out, I am gonna be a rich man and will have no need to try and sell a $10 blog link any longer, booyah

DEAL!

Oh none! We never claim the prize, but there is always either a plastic picture frame or a zero meg memory stick in the list. They are worth far less than the price of the phone call! The first one we received I phoned the number just to see what it was all about. It was a very slow recorded message. Our number was the very last one called out (to keep you on the phone for the maximum time) and our prize was a plastic frame!

I guess since Ed McMahon's not around anymore to show up with a huge check at your doorstep, they just send you an eMail now. Sad.

Maybe I can hang out with you and JD on vacation. Some rich widow in Africa dying of cancer wants to give me several million dollars. Also, I've won the European lottery on a couple of occasions; just waiting for the money to appear in my bank account. Curiously, money keeps disappearing. Oh well, I'm sure the millions will be deposited soon.

Hey guys!
Is anyone else still waiting for that Seargent from the U.S. Army who was in Iraq and was part of a group of soldiers who looted Sadam's Bank, to send You the millions He stole to get it out of the country. I know I can't wait:)

I am so sorry to hear about your father. People who send out these emails
are trolling for people who are desperate and/or who are trusting and some
of them look so real it's very hard to tell. From my stats I see a lot of
people coming from Google to this page because they are checking to see if
they won so hopefully they are searching before giving any information away.
People who send these emails out should be shot and pissed on in my book.
They are despicable.

congrats..

Please send luck soon 33*35’57″N,112*7’39″W Thank you.

pch NEVER notifies winners by email!

ha ha…you are an idiot..nigerian prince is a scam..they will deposit money in your account then ask you to send a portion back to them to pay taxes and such…you will never see the money and also have to pay back the crap check you just deposited….I really didnt think that people have i’m an idiot stamped on their forheads…but now i see there are a few of you…good luck anyway..let me know how it turns out.

How do I (Marilyn Joan Hadey) claim the $5 Dollar Bill I just won from the PCH Sweepstakes? http:/www.shopandwin.com ClaimCode: SWPB39ZZE59YXEP Can you help me

Are people as stupid as this?

Um, yes.

There
have been quite a number of these “win for life” sweepstake winners
that have died unexpectedly within a couple of years of winning. There
is a reason that you won’t see an ad for PCH showing a reunion of all of
the past “win for life” winners. They only will run the moment that
someone wins which is all of that they need for promotional purposes. It
doesn’t take a genius to figure out that you save quite a bit of money
if something happens and the winners are not around to keep receiving
the $5K a week/$260K a year.

i been in this sweepstakes for 15 years and going on 16 but none i dont no if i will win anything i wish i could i have a lot of bills and they say i won this but none i dont