Angelina’s Right Leg and here, have a Twinkie

Is Angelina Jolie anorexic and what was up with her leg at the 2012 Oscars?

Angelina's leg presenting at the 2012 Oscars, Angelina Jolie is way too thin at the 2012 Oscars

What was up with Angelina Jolie and her right leg last night at the Oscars? She thrust that thing out at every opportunity. I was sure it was a joke until it occurred to me that she was probably doing it to distract everyone from how anorexic she is.

Have a Twinkie or two

No one is talking about it on the post Oscar shows, they’re too busy saying how beautiful she looked. Sorry, but she didn’t look beautiful. Angelina Jolie didn’t look anything like herself. She looked emaciated and basically like death warmed over. Here hair looks like shit because it’s probably falling out. I suspect she was freezing all night long.

All the talk shows saying how great she looks are just doing a disservice to her and to all the young impressionable girls out there who are dying to be thin.

Media gives her a pass

Dr. Drew and Bill O’Reilly are the only ones in the media who seem the least bit concerned about her. Brad should be force feeding her.

I hope she can get help, she has way too many kids counting on her for her to check out so young.

What did you think, did Angelina look good or sick?

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The Kid Finally Makes it to the Wall

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Noticeably absent is the daughter

She isn’t on any of the walls or even in any framed pictures on furniture tops. The daughter is in the digital frame, online, in my phone and on the fridge but she hasn’t made it into a frame and hung on the wall.

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It’s not because she isn’t photogenic, she is, it’s just that I suck at hanging pictures. If you peer behind any of the frames hanging on my walls you will noticed numerous holes where picture hangers had been placed but then removed due to being just a little off center.

Measure once and cut twice…or something like that

I like to eyeball things. I don’t bother measuring because it’s an extra step and I have a really good eye for these kinds of things. Besides, the pictures are large so there is a lot of wiggle room, right?

Recently I took some really great pictures of my daughter and I think it’s time she made it to the wall. Problem is there isn’t much room left on the wall so I can only choose one image. Of the two on this page which would you blow up, frame and hang on the wall?

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To Catch a (Pen) Thief

You know who they are but you never catch them in the act. They are the pen thieves of this world who rob us of great writing apparatuses and then act as if they didn’t have anything to do with the crime.

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Paper Mate, the makers of the worlds most stolen pen the InkJoy, are doing all they can to prevent pen theft. You may not realize its severity, but pen theft in the work place is rampant! 70% of office workers report that their pens have gone missing! I suspect that number is under reported.

As a former pen thief who has stolen some of the best pens from the DMV and my physical therapy clinic I can say with certainty that if more people employed the security systems that Paper Mate has suggested we might not have such an epidemic of pen theft.

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Paper Mate sent me a safe to keep my InkJoy pens from being stolen. The even sent me a reinforced cable to keep the safe firmly attached to something that isn’t going anywhere, like a radiator or other heavy fixture.

These pens are worth stealing. They write smooth and have a nice weight to them which is hard to come by when stealing pens nowadays. Most companies purchase cheap pens that usually have spotty ink and are too light to write well. They aren’t worth stealing but when there aren’t better options you take what you can get. If you get the opportunity to try an InkJoy pen by PaperMate don’t steal it. I would hate to be responsible for more pen theft. Though, they are totally worth the consequences.

If you want to call out a pen thief stop by the Paper Mate page on Facebook and enter to win $2500 and an InkJoy pen!

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